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  • Series 1
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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  • Series 1
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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Series 1

Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script

December 16, 2022March 5, 2017 by Trotter
Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Full Script

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 – Christmas Crackers. Only Fools and Horses First Christmas Special.

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OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script

November 19, 2022February 20, 2017 by Trotter
The Russians are coming! - Only Fools and Horses Full Script

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 6 – The Russians Are Coming

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OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script

November 17, 2022February 20, 2017 by Trotter
Trotters Ethnic Tours - A Slow Bus To Chingford

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 5 –  A slow bus to Chingford.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script

November 17, 2022January 23, 2017 by Trotter
The Second Time Around Only Fools and Horses Full Script

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 – The Second Time Around.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script

November 19, 2022December 6, 2016 by Trotter

Cash and Curry is the 3rd episode from series 1 of Only Fools and Horses. Del Boy tries to make a profit from two disputing Indian businessmen.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script

November 19, 2022November 22, 2016 by Trotter
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This is the full script for Only Fools and Horses Series 1 Episode 2, Go West Young Man. Classic Only Fools and Horses British Comedy.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script

November 19, 2022November 15, 2016 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Quote from Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother. Find the full script for this episode on our website

The very first episode of Only Fools and Horses! This is the one with the stolen briefcases. We also get introduced to the main characters and settings.

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