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  • Series 1
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 5 A slow bus to Chingford Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Full Script
  • Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Full Script
  • Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script

Series 5

Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Royal Flush

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 – A Royal Flush.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses tea For Three

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 – Tea For Three.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 6 – Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Video Nasty

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 – Video Nasty.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses The Longest Night

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 – The Longest Night.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Miracle of Peckham

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 – The Miracle of Peckham.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script

November 15, 2020 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Series 5 Episode 1

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 – From Prussia With Love.

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