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  • Series 1 Only Fools And Horses
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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  • Series 1 Only Fools And Horses
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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About Only Fools And Horses TV Comedy

November 19, 2022November 19, 2022 by Trotter
The cast of Only Fools and Horses

Only Fools and Horses is one of the most popular sitcoms in British history, and it’s easy to see why. The show is funny, heartwarming, and timeless.

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Why Do Only Fools And Horses Work Lyrics

May 10, 2020January 10, 2017 by Trotter
Lyrics to Why Do Only Fools And Horses Work

Looking for the lyrics to Why Do Only Fools And Horses Work? Here is the classic version, and a version broadcast for a special. Why Do Only Fools And Horses Work? Opening Lyrics Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van Cause if you want the best ‘uns And you … Read more

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There’s a few spots of rain in the air – Only Fools And Horses Quotes

May 10, 2020January 3, 2017 by Trotter
There's a few spots of rain in the air - Only Fools and Horses Quotes

There’s a few spots of rain in the air!A classic Only Fools and Horses quote from series 6. The episode is called Yuppy Love, and the Trotters need to shift some raincoats. There’s a few spots of rain

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Trigger Quote From Only Fools And Horses

May 10, 2020December 20, 2016 by Trotter
Trigger: Linda, nice girl. Had a funny eye. Never knew if she was looking at me or seeing if the bus was coming.

Trigger: Linda, nice girl. Had a funny eye. Never knew if she was looking at me or seeing if the bus was coming. Linda. Nice Girl.  

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If There Is Such A Thing As Reincarnation – Only Fools and Horses Quote

May 10, 2020December 13, 2016 by Trotter
If there is such a thing as karma, knowing my luck, I'll come back as myself! - Only Fools and Horses Quotes.

I’m depressed because of the state of my life at the moment. I’ve got this horrible feeling that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I’ll come back as me! If There Is Such A Thing As Reincarnation A classic Only Fools and Horses quote! This line is from Series 7, – … Read more

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Why Do They Call Him Trigger? Only Fools And Horses

November 19, 2022November 1, 2016 by Trotter
Why do they call him Trigger?

Why do they call him Trigger? Have you ever wondered where he got his name from.? Now you know!

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I Wasn’t Gonna Say ‘During The War’ – Well, that’s alright then

May 10, 2020October 26, 2016 by Trotter

One of the best lines from Only Fools and Horses by far! I Wasn’t Gonna Say ‘During The War’  

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Trig, Why Do You Call Me Dave? – Only Fools And Horses Quotes

May 10, 2020October 19, 2016 by Trotter
Trig, Why Do You Call Me Dave? - Only Fools And Horses Quotes

Trig, Why Do You Call Me Dave? A classic quote from Only Fools And Horses.  Trig, Why Do You Call Me Dave?

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