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  • Series 1 Only Fools And Horses
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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  • Only Fools And Horses Quotes
  • Series 1 Only Fools And Horses
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 1 Big Brother Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 2 Go West Young Man Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 3 Cash And Curry Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 4 The Second Time Around Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 5 A Slow Bus To Chingford Full Script
    • OFAH Series 1 Episode 6 The Russians Are Coming Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Series 2
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script
  • OFAH Series 3
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 1 Homesick Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 2 Healthy Competition Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 3 Friday The 14th Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 4 Yesterday Never Comes Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 5 May The Force Be With You Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 6 Wanted Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 7 Who’s A Pretty Boy? Full Script
  • OFAH Series 4
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 1 Happy Returns Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 2 Strained Relations Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 3 Hole In One Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 4 It’s Only Rock And Roll Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 5 Sleeping Dogs Lie Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 6 Watching The Girls Go By Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 7 As One Door Closes Full Script
  • OFAH Series 5
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 1 From Prussia With Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 2 The Miracle Of Peckham Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 3 The Longest Night Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 4 Tea For Three Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 5 Video Nasty Script
    • OFAH Series 5 Episode 6 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Script
  • OFAH Series 6
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 1 Yuppy Love Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 2 Danger Uxd Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 3 Chain Gang Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 4 The Unlucky Winner Is… Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 5 Sickness And Wealth Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 6 Episode 6 Little Problems Full Script
  • OFAH Series 7
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 1 The Sky’s The Limit Full Script
    • OFAH Series 7 Episode 2 The Chance Of A Lunchtime Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 3 Stage Fright Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 4 Class Of ’62 Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 7 Episode 5 He Ain’t Heavy, He Is My Uncle Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses S7 E6 Three Men, A Woman And A Baby Full Script
  • Only Fools And Horses Specials
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 1 Episode 7 Christmas Crackers Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 3 Episode 8 Thicker Than Water Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 4 Episode 8 To Hull And Back Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Series 5 Episode 7 A Royal Flush Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Frog’s Legacy Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Dates Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special The Jolly Boys’ Outing Full Script
    • Only Fools And Horses Special Rodney Come Home Full Script
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Only Fools And Horses Series 2

On this page you can find links to the full scripts and quotes for Only Fools and Horses Series 2. A brief description of each episode:

The Long Legs of the Law

Rodney’s new relationship sends the Trotter household into a state of alarm.

Ashes to Ashes

Grandad gets an eerie feeling when Del finds a clever way to make some quick cash.

A Losing Streak

Del is adamant that his streak of bad luck is about to end, but Grandad and Rodney remain skeptical.

No Greater Love

Rodney’s newfound love life doesn’t go as planned, especially with Del’s brotherly interference.

The Yellow Peril

Del’s latest scheme turns out to be more visible than he’d like.

It Never Rains…

Del and Rodney’s kind-heartedness compels them to bring Grandad on their overseas holiday.

A Touch of Glass

Del seizes a chance to rub shoulders with the aristocracy by offering a chandelier-cleaning service.

Diamonds Are For Heather

“Diamonds Are for Heather” is the second Christmas special episode of the BBC sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 8 Diamonds Are For Heather Full Script

November 15, 2020July 31, 2017 by Trotter
Diamonds are for Heather Only Fools and Horses

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script

November 19, 2022May 7, 2017 by Trotter
A Touch of Glass Only Fools and Horses

Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 7 A Touch Of Glass Full Script.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains Full Script

November 19, 2022April 10, 2017 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses It Never Rains full script and quotes

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 6 It Never Rains. Take a look at the site for more OFAH quotes!

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril Script

November 19, 2022April 3, 2017 by Trotter
The Yellow Peril - Only Fools and Horses

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 5 The Yellow Peril. An all time British Comedy Classic!

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love Full Script

November 19, 2022March 27, 2017 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses - No Greater Love full script and OFAH quotes

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 4 No Greater Love. read on for Only Fools and Horses Quotes.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak Script

November 19, 2022March 21, 2017 by Trotter
A Losing Streak Only Fools and Horses

This is the full script for Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 3 A Losing Streak. Del Boy plays a high-stakes game of poker with Boycie.

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 1 The Long Legs Of The Law Script

November 17, 2022March 13, 2017 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Full Script - The Long Legs of the Law. Series 2 Episode 1

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Only Fools And Horses Series 2 Episode 2 Ashes To Ashes Full Script

November 19, 2022March 13, 2017 by Trotter
Only Fools and Horses Ashes to Ashes full script online

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